Buy Jokes

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!

dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany

My Brother's addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.

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A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.

why can Asian people buy phones?

cause they might call the wong number

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I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused