One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat
Yo mama is so nasty she buys sex toys at the second hand shop.
My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
What do you call a gay drive buy, A fruit roll up
Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●
what do crows get after they buy a phone? a cawing card
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
all orphans deserve to die if they dont buy KFC
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure