If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
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what do crows get after they buy a phone? a cawing card
What do you call a gay drive buy, A fruit roll up
My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
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Why do orphans don’t buy a keyboard, because they can’t use the home button
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
