Butt jokes
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Shit.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.