Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
I only trust people that like big butts
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Big butt
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
