Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Big butt
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Shit.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
