Butt jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Big butt
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Memes
Roses are red lord give me peace
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Shit.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!