Butt jokes

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

The butt quack one.

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

"Up your butt and around the corner!"

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"