When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Shit
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
