Butt jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I'm psychicking your butt.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"