Butt jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Big butt
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Shit.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.