Butt Jokes

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering

hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.

"Hey is that a peach?" *gets slapped on the butt* "Noted."

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herrit

Your so skinny you used floss to wipe your butt

What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??

He wipes his butt

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!

Aspen pooped herself

What type of sound does your crack make. Answer. Quack

Your mom a so stupid she thought eating ass was cannibalism

timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see

This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.