Butt Jokes

Uff

I think I need to kiss ur butt

Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it

Q : What did the butt say to the face? A: It farted

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.

So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!

Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.

How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt

dick butt

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.

somtimes i look at my butt for a really really long time and suddenly it all becomes clear to me

Roses are red foxes are red I like your butt let me touch it forever

There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.

Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.

Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.