Butt jokes
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Butt cracks.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.