But jokes
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Memes
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.