But jokes

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

But he could only get 1 trade.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.