But jokes

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.