But jokes

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬