But jokes

Orphan

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Gender

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Orphan

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Memes

Prince

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Cow

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

Fire Alarm

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

House

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

Pilot

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Mama

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Friend

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Sensei

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Ben 10

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Bin

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

Surgery

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.