I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. So, this guy goes to a bar expecting the strippers to be, you know, stripping. But instead, he's focused on whether they have enough breast milk. Like that's what strippers are for. It's funny because it's so outta pocket. Did you know that bears lactate too? You could try drinking my milk if you want but I don't recommend it, pal.