I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Aborted Joke
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the shock value of dead babies and abortion. The punchline uses "abort" as a double entendre, meaning both to end a pregnancy and to stop telling the joke. Get it? Probs not, since you thought this was funny in the first place, you simpleton.
Anonymous
Bro ur so immature is u makes jokes Abt that