But jokes
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.