Business

Business jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!

CEO

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

Memes

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

Mom

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

CEO

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Nun

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Snake

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Peanut

Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?

Work came to a grinding halt.