Business jokes
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Memes
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!