Business jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.