Business jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Ads? More like bads.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?