Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Business Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Ads? More like bads.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
