Business jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Ads? More like bads.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!