Business jokes
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.