Business jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.