Business jokes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Memes
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?