Business jokes
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Memes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."