"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Business Jokes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
