Business jokes
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.