Business jokes

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To withdraw some flow.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Why can't orphans go to Costco?

Because it's a family shop.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."