Drug Dealer vs. Prostitute

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how a prostitute can make more money than a drug dealer. The punchline is that she can wash her "crack" (meaning her butt, not the drug) and sell it again. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit dirty, kinda like your search history, I bet.

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