What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about that sweet, sweet wordplay. See, a "tire" is what you put on a car. And "tier" sounds just like "tire". So, one thousand "tires" can be a "good year" for business, but 1000 used condoms means someone had a "great year" in the sack. You probably don't get any action, so you wouldn't understand.