Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Ads? More like bads.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
