Business jokes
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
ASDA.
Memes
looks right
We gotta work ahead, people!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"