Business jokes
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Ads? More like bads.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Memes
Walmart (DYM 73).
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.