Business jokes
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!