Business jokes
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!