Business jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Ads? More like bads.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."