Brown jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?

"Run It!" by Chris Brown.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?

Ama

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.