Brown Jokes

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.