Brown jokes
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!