Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow
Dead chicken and Dead cow.
whats brown and sticky a orphan
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Whats brown and sticky? ....................
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters...Jeez.
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I 1 of triplets. I don't understand how funny rape jokes are and they don't just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die, so you are just wrong about that!
