Brown jokes
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
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What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.