Brown jokes
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.