When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What is brown and sticky
The left overs of the iceberg
pls go sub to kane brown pepole he got good song pls go sud to him pls
what do you call a pig in the mud?
a ky hot brown
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
why was the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a poop
what did one butt say to the other?
something brown is slithering down
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
