Which is Prettier? (Brown Eyes)

BROS RIGGING IT

BOY

THE NUMBERS SURE ARE TELLING!

CHEATER

I AM NO CHEATER

I NEVER CHEAT

SURE

I ALSO TAKE PRIDE IN THAT

except in school sometimes I do that

OOP

I CHOSE GREEN IM WITH YOU MAL

except on tests

bewhewhe

YOU CAN UNDO IT

YOU MEANT TO CLICK BROWN

i cheat in school too 😭

YIPPEEEEE

naurrrr

did I? I'll never know

sisters b4 mistersss

PERIOD

yasss

Yo

hey

oooh UK

eyyy gassy bus and UK

YEAH BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT MAL'S EYES WEREN'T AS PRETTY AS MINE

THEREFORE

PUTTING THE MISTER BEFORE THE SISTER

UK

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

NO CUS APPLE AGREED W ME

they're both equally beautiful

CALLED A PROBLEM CHILD CUZ I GOT TOO WILD

ALL DAY

mal who r u

I NEED YOU TO READ TWO ERSSAYS

why r u always online

but green eyes are sososososo cuteee

um

who is alternative symphony

i’m mal

Jake

OMG REALLY

YOUR MAL

WOW

boredom

MIND BLOWING

AHUH IK CRAZY

i do that a lot

Mal is a user🤷‍♂️

kpdh :'''''0

yeah but dont u have school

clipped

Mal you should ask Jake out

hi dipshit

waitttt JAke? the jake i used to know? the mod?

huh

Yes THAT jake

JAKEEEEE

He prob would be happy with it

II THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER

period

real

I'm no longer a mod cause I gave my account to a mentally unstable teenager

ME TOO

oop

wait who

BUT I CAME BACK TO CHECK UP ON THE SITE

meeee

AND FIGURED THERE WERE REASONS TO STAY

IM SO GLAS YOURE BACKK

YAYY

Opal

girl

GUYS TALK TO ME

YES

helll nawh

jake i thought u got banned and made a new acc

BUT UM

Wat

Ok.

hey

hi

i’m mal

Technically but I didn't get myself banned

UwU

why did u give her ur account though

say something about you then

WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU AGAIN

ITS BEEN WELL OVER A YEAR

im so UwU

IM APPLE

Mal do you have discord

remember conscience

WHO ELSE AM I

The site was dead and I wanted it deader

im conscience

that worked

ohh makes sense

WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GERMAN APPLE

no i don’t

BUT YOU SAID NO

Snap?

CONSCIENCEEE MY POOKIE WOOKIE COOKIE

NO WAY WHO EVEN IS THAT IM THE AUSTRALIAN ONE

YESSSS

no

YEAH BUT LIKE

WHO

😭

WOWWWW

applegreen

Sad

APPLE BLUE

i could MAYBE get it on my old comp

why?

hi eli

i was Australian at some point

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GERMANNNNNNN

Damn whos this

Woah you made an acc?

ive had this for quite a while

……..

Wsp buddy

Lol nice

nothing needed a break from studying

Play rL

RL

rocket league?

lmao

l'mayo

Ye

Show

Good boy

stop im not a fucking dog

Bark

For me

NO

5

....................

4

3

FUCK

2

YOU

WAIT

What are you gonna do if I don't

What

Bark for papi

yknow this is real counterintuitive

……

you realize that right

But funny at the same time

BUT ENTIRELY UNHELPFUL

i missed it

oh lmao

l'mayo

mayo

just realized I forgot to eat dinner lol

no wonder i feel awful 😭

EAT

ITS GOOD FOR YOU

I have a bag of saltines im good

i love saltines

you need something actually legit

They're like my comfort food

sameeee

2 legit

2 quit

jake tomorrow

you’re eating breakfast

lunch

AND DINNER

okay

good talk

ONLY IF YOU DO TOO

PACT

OKAY DEAL

Nah not breakfast.

Eat bro

🤙

im eating saltines rn

like a medieval peasant

🤙

i am a wee lad in the village nibbling on my wafers

victorian child

that’d be ok if you were a medieval peasant

the victorian era was like the early 1900s btw

maybe i am

i know

how would you know

Wild

i don’t believe you

What r saltines

I believe it

this is me

"italian peasant boy"

notice my dapper hat

ANSWER my question

like

the most basic cracker

what a lovely young fellow

they taste like nothing and then you put salt on them

the ultimate white person food

oh

wait ohh those crackers

that taste like water

basically

indeed

bro they so bland tho

I may be a peasant but I am a man of taste

Thats what makes them taste good

howw

YES YOU GET IT

a non peasant man of taste

i mean some bland things taste good other than THOSE

Alas, I amount to nothing more than such in the light of thine presence

They are bite sized and crunchy and deliciously bland

I will be off to the village, for I must tend to the logging

Father says mother may die tonight

very poetic but nope

I may as well keep her warm

dammit i worked so hard on that one 😔

my mouth

is so

fucking

dry

Work harder.

from these saltines

holy shit

it was lovely tho

get some water

gracias mein freund

good idea

de nada mein freund

arigato, amica

🍪

SPERMAN?

Japtalian

Italinese

What

guys brown eyes got 677777777777%

hell yeah

SEE MAL

noooo

67 😂😂😂 guys im so funny am i right

now its 41 apparently

^&

UwU

oH

only real ones know what this means

nO

oh... hello gassy bus

😭

hegog

awwwwwww

hego

Cute

Heg

Who do you think would win in a fight, a hedgehog or a squirrel?

that pic made my eye look way cooler than it is now that i look back at it

me

Hedgehogs have weapons

IT IS LITERALLY YOUR EYE IN THE PICTURE

IT IS LITERALLY JUST COOL AND THAT IS A FACT

BUT IT LOOKED COOL THERE AND ONLY THERE

I GUARANTEE YOU

102%

THAT YOUR EYES WOULD LOOK COOL IN ANY SITUATION

I PROMISE YOU THEY DONY

AND I THINK YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT ABOUT YOURSELF

THAT'S NOT A PROMISE, IT'S A LIEEEEEE

erm hedgehog bcs the hedgehog could be sonic and beat the squirrel

What

WELL TY

I think a squirrel would beat a hedgehog ngl

YOU ARE VERY VERY WELCOME

as a squirrel i can confirm

ok buddy stop being different a hedgehog would win and thats fact

NO

YES

HEDGEHOGS ARE TOO SKITTISH

SQUIRRELS CAN BE AGGRESSIVE

OK WELL THEY HAVE SPIKES

HEDGEHOGS CURL UP

THEIR SPIKES WON'T PUNCTURE A SQUIRREL

AND SQUIRRELS JUST MINDLESSLY ATTACK

SQUIRRELS ARE CRAFTY AND SMART

well it would scare them

AND COULD EASILY FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT THE HEDGEHOG

THEYRE NOT SMART

there’s a squirrel that keeps tryna break into my house and i think he could beat a hedgehog

oop

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly!

my friend says squirrel too

ok well hedgehogs r still better

it’s loud as hell bro he be pounding on the glass door

I think the hedgehog and squirrel would just be friends

they're both little rodents

trueeee

and they cute

damnn

yesss

2 of my favorite animals easily

ducks are my favorite

duck and gorillas

I LOVE DUCKS

i think birds r pretty cool

THEY SO CUTE

almost typed an I on accident

birds scare me.

sSANIC

I USED TO HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT JUST ABOUT DUCKS

“accident”

I DO NOT LIKE DICKS I LIKE WOMEN

THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

i REMEMBER THAT'

I STILL FOLLOW IT

CUZ im a real one

IM SURE WADE WOULD BEG TO DIFFER

IT WAS AMAZING BUT THEN THE POND DRIED UP SO I HAD TO STOP POSTING

Bye

BASED

AYY

uh bye

BYEE

bye

Bro just dipped out

🙏

OH THATS WHY

was he even here to begin with?

go to another pond then'

Idk

WAIT YEAH THERE'S A RIVER AND A LAKE BY MY COLLEGE

OK THEN POST SOME FROM THERE

this fucking presentation is taking so long im actually going to lose it

OMGGGGGG

ughhhhhh

THERE'S ALSO A ZOO AND I WANT TO VOLUNTEEER AT IT

ZOOS ARE MY FAVORITE PLACES EVER

YESSS

SAME

THE SAN DIEGO ZOO WAS SO COOL I MISS IT

they are so interesting and cool

I WANNA GO TO THAT ONE

OH MY FUCK

IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE

IT SAID IT WOULD ONLY TAKE AN HOUR

WHAT.

It's AMAZING

10/10 HIGHLY RECOMMEND

THEY HAVE PLATYPUSES THERE

PLATYPUSES!!!

PEEEEERRRYYYYYY

Blue is the best

oh a quote from my friend

Why anyone would want vomit colored eyes is beyond me

“aren’t all platypuses blue?”

Yall are sleeping on gray

guys remember that one alt detector

they glow under blacklights im pretty sure

Gray is good, but it usually belongs to REDHEADS

they prolly do cus they’re cool

???

they also sweat milk and lay eggs

Oh

Ewwwwwww

Theyre also venemous

that’s silly

not as silly as you >:)

they actually sweat eggs and lay milk

WOW

FASCINATING!

Lol

for realsies

I bet that guy was opal or some other alter and they were PROJECTING

fo rizzle

HEY

MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SMH

THATS NO FUN

What did it say

OH WHALE 🐳

STFU

STOTOOOOPPPP

SOTOP THE FUCKING DOXXXING YOU IDIIOT

GIANNI JAKER

OK OK I'LL BEHAVE MYSELF

Hey you got it right finally

first name at least

YAY!!!!

probablyy

Yeah lets behave like the good dogs we are

Gianni Jakerson Hutchins

🍪

YAY

⭐Here's a star for being a good mod!

Bad boy jake

Peak

No doxxing

tuff

This is all OPAL’s fault

this is george beard and harold hutchins

george is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top

Harold is the kid with the bad haircut

Harold was peak

BAHAHAAHAH STOP I CURLED MY COUSINS HAIR AND HE LOOKED EXAVTLY LIKE HAROLD

frrrrrr

Did you know he was G-G-G-G-G-

FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THATS DISGUSTING.

YOU SAID IT NOT ME

NO I DIDNT

OMFG JAKE

🤮

I could have sworn there was a sitting emoji

NASTY

IM SORRY

mandella effect

or whatevver the hell its called

I'LL BEHAVE

THAT WAS OUTTA LINE I'LL TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THAT ONE

RLLY

YES

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

🤙

IM VERY SORRY

🤙

:)

:D

^_^

nvm that one's weird

LMAO

=D

:|)

B)

😄

😁

JAKEEEE WHATS YOUR FAV FRUIT

PINEAPPLE OR PEACHES

OR PLUMS

O YUMM

NECTARINES ARE GOOD TOO

that’s such a random selection lmao

I used to have like 20 different fruit trees in my yard lmao

looks like a transgender man

IKR

WTF

THAT WAS 3 TIMES BAN HIM

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEHAVING

Jake