Brown jokes
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.