What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
