Brown jokes
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?