Brown jokes
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.