Bro jokes
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.