Bro jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ππππππ
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Why does Ezra Millerβs Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ainβt straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their βPartners in Crimeβ?
Like we get it, bro, sheβs underage.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Donβt DROP me, bro!"
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. π
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Are you serious right now, bro?
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)