Bro jokes

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Are you serious right now, bro?

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"