Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Thats cringe bro, THE esxt weas pisitive
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Are you serious right neow bro
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
