Bro jokes
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.