Bro

Bro Jokes

Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode

me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days

Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”