Bro jokes

I love balls, bro. So do you.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Bros over hos.

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Are you serious right now, bro?

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.