Bro jokes
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Bros over hos.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.