Bro jokes
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Memes
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Go touch some grass, bro.