What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Bro gay jokes aren't even funny Like ... Cum on guys
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
