Bro jokes
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Memes
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Go touch some grass, bro.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.