What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Go touch some grass, bro.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
