Bro jokes
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Go touch some grass, bro.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.