Bro

Bro jokes

Hairline

  • Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

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  • Failure

  • My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

    Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

    Punchline

  • Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

    First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

    Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

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  • Meat

  • Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.