Bro jokes
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Go touch some grass, bro.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.