Bro jokes
Bros over hos.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Go touch some grass, bro.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."