100+ Best Bro Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Story

gay retard111 · 8 years ago

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

Priority

Wade · 3 years ago

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Text

UK · 1 year ago

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

Bus

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image shows a close-up of a young boy with red hair who looks like he's about to cry. The text overlaid on the image says: "BRO CRYING IN THE BUS BE LIKE:".

Phase

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Bro hes not bald

A person with a bald head smiles and the image says, "I'M NOT BALD. IT'S JUST A PHASE."

Farm

gyattohio · 1 year ago

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Kiss

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."

Forehead

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Bro: my forehead isn’t that big

A mugshot-style photo of a man with an absurdly large forehead and ears. His features are comically distorted.

Cock

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An anime-style girl with white hair says, "Nice cock bro. Too bad mine's bigger."

College

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A scene from Family Guy. Peter Griffin is shown slumped on a purple couch in a very messy living room, surrounded by trash, food, and empty cans. He is wearing glasses and looks dishevelled. Through a window on the left, Glenn Quagmire is visible from the chest up, looking in with a wide-eyed, surprised, or disgusted expression. Overlay text says: 'College is overrated, I'm gonna dropship and escape the matrix bro'. There are also emojis of a wilting red rose and a crying face next to the text.

Gender

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Cigar

UK · 1 year ago

A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."

Trick

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

A security camera image shows a large man with a bucket full of candy standing on a porch with a child running away. The text on the image reads "Bro done got tricked" with skull and surprised face emojis.

Chat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Surveillance

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A man in a dark suit stands with his back to the viewer, observing a giant, segmented screen displaying a huge, close-up image of another man's face, who looks contemplative or concerned. The scene is reminiscent of high-level surveillance. The text overlay reads: "How it feels to secretly put a camera in bro's room so you lowk only text him when he's gooning."

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A photograph of a screen showing a user review titled "It's good but..." by user Type40 2020 on 20/12/2023. The review body says "My hamster just grew his first pube". The review has 5 stars. Overlaying the image is the text "Bro what" with a wilted flower emoji.

Video

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man with headphones holds a mug while the text above him reads, "POV: When bro replaying the same video so you know it's a girl shaking (peach emoji) but you have no proof."

Dildo

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A close-up photo of the blade attachment of a kitchen gadget, with the text "what kinda dildo is this bro" overlaid on it.

Fire

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Bros “fire” fit be like

A cat sits on a glass coffee table. The cat is wearing a bright green hooded outfit that makes the cat look like a green Teletubby. The text on the image says "Bros 'fire' fit be like".

Michigan

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing a map of Michigan. Text at the top reads: 'Bro why tf they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten' ?? the thumb would have to be huge'. A Photoshopped hand is placed over the map, with a large, disproportionate thumb covering Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the rest of the hand covering the Lower Peninsula, ironically illustrating the point about the thumb's size.

Community talk

Remorseful Anemones

https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/a-strange-curse

bro whoever wrote this is actually not right in the head.

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔡 ℌ𝔬

apple dont say to stay away from me, yk me bro its charlie, or may, or chxl, or uhh i had too many usernames but yk me 😭

applee

whyre the alts getting ip banned like they're kind of the only reason why I still like this site, everyone cool's gone so whats the point bro