Brain jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Putin's Brain:
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.