Brain jokes
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen