Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
