How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If you can’t touch your brain are see your brain you don’t have a brain?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
