Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
