Boy Jokes

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?

Snowballs.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

Little Johnny died.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.