Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" π
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Little Johnny died.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Boi u gay
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I donβt care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
