Boy jokes

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

My brother when he sees a girl.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

I like orphan boys, no homo.

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?

A pork chop.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.