Boy jokes
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Josh is chubby.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"