Book jokes
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Memes
cant talk..
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!