Book Jokes

Why did the clock out the library?

It tocked to much

i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind

Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.

A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂

I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS

*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)

Getting a book on pasta? Yes. Just imagine the pastabillites there are!

So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go-Read a book

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat

Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man