Book Jokes

Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

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Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell...

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“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore

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What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

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I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.