You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
sdrawkcab daer t'nod ew
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
