Buddha jokes

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.