Buddha jokes

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

Jesus created the T-pose first.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."