Buddha jokes

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Jesus created the T-pose first.

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!