Book jokes
Today I went into the library looking for books on gangstalking. The librarian leaned over the circulation desk and said, "They're right behind you."
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!