I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
Make him read a book
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary
