A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
What do you call it when panera bread is a book
Panera Read
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
