Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
