Book Jokes

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What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?

Beatrix Potter

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters. I asked him what his book was about and he said "Oh, It's autobiography."

“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!

should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"