Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
me/Hey what book are you reading? him/" the twisted ones "me/ uh I guess that book is pretty TWISTED
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
