Bomb jokes
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*