Bomb jokes
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
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Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.