Bomb jokes

Bomb.

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."