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9/11 jokes are a bomb
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, They had 3 bombs in a day
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The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
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What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
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Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
