Bomb jokes

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂