What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
ching chong drop the bomb
bomb
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
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what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
