Bomb jokes
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Bomb.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.