Bomb jokes
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Bomb goes Uno.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence