Bomb jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.