Bomb jokes

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

Where was Emily during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.