my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
How disabilities kid face jalalas ?
He cant run, just hug the bomb
How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
