Toaster Bath Bomb

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. This "joke" is dark, like your future if you keep eating tide pods. The person is saying their favorite "bath bomb" (ya know, those fizzy things you throw in the tub) is a toaster. Why is this sad? Because when you mix a toaster and a bath, you get electrocution, which is a fancy word for suicide. Maybe go outside.