Bomb jokes
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
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Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.