Bomb jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."