Bomb jokes
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.