I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Where did holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
How did Helen Keller get punished? Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
How disabilities kid face jalalas ?
He cant run, just hug the bomb
Bomb goes UnO
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash and the next day the Police is asking If you bombed the School.
whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
