Bomb jokes
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.