Bomb jokes
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.