It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Im going to bomb a little child (im an USA bomber)
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
