My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
