Bomb jokes
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.