Bomb jokes
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!