Bomb jokes
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."