Bomb jokes
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.