What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
a black man walked into a bar
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
Wonder Why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming? The didn't open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Where are fart bombs made?
Old peoples arses!
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
