How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Bomb goes UnO
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
