I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Body Jokes
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Deez nutz!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I farted.
