Body jokes
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
I poo 11 times a day.
Kyle's penis is small.
really is there
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Jugs!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My pp.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."