Body jokes

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, can you hold this for a second?

Q: What did the butt say to the face?

A: It farted!

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?

Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

Deez nutz!

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.

None of you ever touch my penis.

Swallow cum, not gum.

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.