Body jokes

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

I farted.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.