Body jokes
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Deez nutz!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Farts.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I farted.