Body jokes
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
My dick is longer than your life.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
really is there
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Deez nutz!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Farts.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!