Body jokes
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
My dick is longer than your life.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Deez nutz!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
I farted.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?