Body jokes
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What flowers are on your face?
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Up your butt with a coconut!
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!