Body jokes

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.

None of you ever touch my penis.

Deez nutz!

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Farts.

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

I farted.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"